Because there's no actual "Horrifying Tales of Malört" Tumblr as far as I know, I'm just going to put this here for right now
- Jasontheexploder: The Talking Heads cover band I was in played a show at Looking Glass on my birthday
- Afterwards I did Malört shots at [our friends' place].
- Me: Ha ha ha
- Jasontheexploder: And we went back and did a "second set" at like 2:30 a.m. while the bar was closing
- It was mostly horrible versions of "Ball and Biscuit" and "Say It Ain't So" followed by me diving into a booth with some bros because I thought I was Iggy Pop
- Fucking Malört
- I think I witnessed this? Maybe also partook in the Malört?